Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Jacqueline Bigar and her horoscopes. I ain’t no scholar, ya know, but I hear things. Folks ’round here, they always talkin’ ’bout the stars and what they mean for their lives. This Bigar woman, she’s the one they go to for answers.
What are these horoscopes anyway? I reckon they’re like a fortune teller lookin’ at the sky. They say the stars and planets, they got somethin’ to do with what happens to us down here. Now, I ain’t sayin’ I believe it all, but it’s mighty interestin’, ya know?
- Aries folks, they’re like firecrackers, always poppin’ and full of energy.
- Taurus, they’re stubborn as mules, but they got hearts of gold, mostly.
- Gemini, they’re like two peas in a pod, always changin’ their minds.
- Cancer, they’re homebodies, always lookin’ after their own.
- Leo, they’re the kings and queens, always wantin’ to be the center of attention.
- Virgo, they’re neat freaks, always cleanin’ and organizin’.
- Libra, they’re the peacemakers, always tryin’ to keep things fair.
- Scorpio, they’re mysterious, like a deep well you can’t see the bottom of.
- Sagittarius, they’re wanderers, always lookin’ for somethin’ new.
- Capricorn, they’re workers, always climbin’ that ladder.
- Aquarius, they’re thinkers, always got their heads in the clouds.
- Pisces, they’re dreamers, always swimmin’ in their own little world.
Now, Bigar, she writes about all these signs every day. She tells ya what to expect, what to watch out for. Some folks, they swear by it. They say she’s right more often than not. Me? I just listen and nod. It ain’t gonna hurt nothin’, right?
I heard someone sayin’ that Bigar says if you’re born on a certain day, you’re gonna be “generous” and like “helpin’ others”. Well, that sounds nice, don’t it? Another time, she said some folks are “charismatic” and like to be “in control”. Sounds like my ol’ rooster, strutting around the yard like he owns the place.
Daily horoscopes, that’s what Bigar does. Every day, she gives ya a little somethin’ to think about. She might tell ya to “avoid shoppin’” or “makin’ important decisions” on a certain day. Now, I ain’t got much money to be shoppin’ with anyway, so that ain’t a problem for me. And decisions? Well, I mostly just decide what to cook for dinner, so that ain’t too hard neither.
I also heard tell that some folks are born “imaginative and intuitive”. That means they got good imaginations, like kids makin’ up stories. And they got a good gut feelin’ about things, you know? They just know somethin’s gonna happen before it does.
This Bigar woman, she talks about bein’ “strong”, too. That’s important, ya know? Life ain’t easy. You gotta be strong to get through it. You gotta be able to take the bad with the good and keep on goin’. It’s like my old mama always said, “when the goin’ gets tough, the tough get goin’”. And she was one tough old bird, bless her heart.
Bigar also mentions things about babies born on a certain day having their “Sun in Aries” and their “Moon in Scorpio”. Now, I don’t know nothin’ about that kinda stuff. Sounds like a whole lotta mumbo jumbo to me. But I guess it means somethin’ to some folks. They say it affects your personality and your life. Who knows, maybe it does.
Folks around here also like talking about pets and things happening in places like “Colorado Springs”. I don’t know much about that place either, but I hear it’s nice. Maybe one of these days I’ll go visit. See what all the fuss is about.
Anyways, that’s what I know about Jacqueline Bigar and her horoscopes. She’s got a lot to say about the stars and what they mean. Whether you believe it or not, it’s somethin’ to think about. And who knows, maybe she’s right. Maybe the stars really do have somethin’ to do with our lives down here on earth. It’s a big ol’ universe out there, and we’re just a tiny part of it. So maybe we should pay a little attention to what the stars are tryin’ to tell us.
