Well, honey, you wanna know about them ledger enquirer horoscopes, huh? I seen ’em. They in that paper, you know. That Ledger-Enquirer. Lots of folks ’round here read it. Me? I skim it sometimes.
They got all them star signs and such. Like, you know, if you was born in, uh, November, they got somethin’ for you. If you was born in August, they got somethin’ for you too. Even December, they got stuff for them folks too.
What them horoscopes say?
Well, they tell you stuff. Like, what might happen. Like maybe you gonna have a good day, or a bad day. Or maybe you gonna meet someone new. Or maybe you gonna get some money! Who knows? That’s what them ledger enquirer horoscopes do. They give you a little peek, you know? Like lookin’ through a crack in the barn door.
My granddaughter, she’s all into this stuff. She reads her horoscope every day. Says it helps her figure things out. Me? I think it’s a lot of hocus pocus. But hey, if it makes her happy, that’s all that matters.
They got these horoscopes for every day. Like, Wednesday, they got one. Sunday, they got one. February 28th, they had one. Even November 20th! Lord, they got one for every day under the sun! And they got ’em for the whole year, too! Can you believe that? A whole year of ledger enquirer horoscopes. That’s a lot of readin’ if you ask me.
Them star signs
- Aries, they say they are full of fire.
- Taurus, stubborn as a mule, that’s what I hear.
- Gemini, well they got two faces, if you believe that stuff.
- Cancer, they soft on the inside, they say.
And then there’s more! Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio. Shoot, I can’t keep ’em all straight. It’s like tryin’ to remember all the names of Mildred’s grandkids. There’s just too many!
But they got somethin’ for all of ’em in that Ledger-Enquirer. They tell you what to expect, what to watch out for. Like a weather report, but for your life, I reckon. Like maybe it’s gonna rain money, or maybe it’s gonna be a drought of good luck. They put it all in that paper.
Now, I don’t put much stock in these things myself. I believe you make your own luck. You work hard, you be kind, and good things will come. But some folks, they like to have a little guidance. And that’s what them ledger enquirer horoscopes are for. They like that little peek into the future. Even if that future might be as uncertain as the weather. They also talk about August 25 – 31, maybe that’s the best time for good things?
Readin’ the paper
That Ledger-Enquirer, it’s a big paper. Got all kinds of stuff in it. News, sports, them funny pages. And the horoscopes, of course. It comes out on Sundays and Wednesdays, I think. Or maybe it was Tuesdays? Shoot, my memory ain’t what it used to be. December 18th, they have one. December 15th, they had one too. They even have horoscopes for the whole holiday season. Can you imagine? Magical stuff for your year ahead. They say.
But you can find them horoscopes in there. They tucked away somewhere. Usually near the back, I think. Near the classifieds and the obituaries. Kinda funny, ain’t it? Births and deaths and what the stars supposedly say. All mixed together. Just like life, I suppose.
So, if you’re curious about them ledger enquirer horoscopes, go on and get yourself a copy of that paper. See what all the fuss is about. Maybe you’ll find somethin’ that makes you think. Or maybe you’ll just have a good chuckle. Either way, it’s somethin’ to do, right? Better than watchin’ paint dry, I reckon.
Me? I’ll stick to my garden. And my chickens. They don’t tell me what the future holds, but they keep me busy. And that’s good enough for me. But you go on and read them horoscopes if you want. Maybe they’ll tell you somethin’ good. Maybe they’ll tell you to plant tomatoes. Who knows? That’s the mystery of them ledger enquirer horoscopes, I guess. They keep you guessin’. Just like life.
And that’s all I gotta say about that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go see about supper. These beans ain’t gonna cook themselves, you know.
