Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about this here… uh… linda c. black horoscopes thing. Don’t rightly know much about it, but I’ll tell ya what I reckon.
First off, seems like these horoscopes are somethin’ about stars and such. Like them city folks lookin’ up at the sky and thinkin’ it tells ‘em somethin’. Now, back on the farm, we looked at the sky to see if it was gonna rain, not if some fella named Gary was gonna find true love. But hey, to each their own, I always say.
This Linda Black, or maybe it’s Nancy Black now, accordin’ to what I heard, she’s the one doin’ the tellin’. She’s carryin’ on her mama’s work, bless her heart. Sounds like she’s got a good head on her shoulders, talkin’ about careers and personal goals and all that. That’s important, ya know? Gotta have somethin’ to work towards, whether it’s plantin’ a good crop or gettin’ that promotion down at the… uh… wherever city folks work these days.
Now, they got all these signs. Scorpio and Aquarius and a whole bunch more. Sounds like a bunch of fancy names for regular folks to me. But I guess it helps ‘em figure out which part of the sky talkin’ to ‘em. They say somethin’ about Neptune bein’ direct, and that means love’s fantasies are easier to get. Well, I’ll tell ya, love ain’t never been easy, not on the farm, not in the city. You gotta work at it, like tendin’ a garden. Can’t just wait for Neptune to do all the work for ya.
And then there’s talk about miracles becomin’ more abundant. Now, that’s somethin’ I can get behind. A good rain after a dry spell, a healthy calf born in the spring… those are miracles to me. Maybe city folks got different kinds of miracles, I don’t know. But if these horoscopes help ‘em see the good things in life, then I reckon they ain’t so bad.
- They talk about romance and partnership growin’. Sounds nice, don’t it? Like a good vine climbin’ up a trellis. But remember, ya gotta water that vine and give it somethin’ to hold onto. Same goes for love.
- They say somethin’ about keepin’ your home beautiful and doin’ your routines. Well, that’s just common sense, ain’t it? Gotta keep your house clean, gotta feed the chickens, gotta… uh… I guess city folks gotta do their city chores too.
- And they say to let your heart guide ya. That’s important. Don’t let nobody tell ya what to do or how to feel. Follow your heart, like followin’ a well-worn path through the woods.
Seems like these horoscopes cover everything from love to work to… well, just about everything. They even talk about winter transitions and summer career shifts. Life’s always changin’, ain’t it? Seasons change, jobs change, even folks change. Gotta be ready for it, like a farmer’s gotta be ready for a sudden frost.

Nancy Black, she’s on somethin’ called Twitter, I hear. Folks can ask her questions and such. That’s mighty neighborly of her, I’d say. In my day, we just talked over the fence, but I guess times are different now. Still, it’s good to have someone to talk to, someone to help you make sense of things. Even if it’s just stars and signs and such.
So, that’s my take on these linda c. black horoscopes. Don’t know if it’s right or wrong, but it’s what I reckon. Maybe them city folks know somethin’ I don’t. But I know this: hard work, kindness, and a little bit of faith… that’ll get you through just about anything, no matter what the stars say.
And if you are lookin’ for somethin’ to believe in, believe in yourself, and the good Lord above. Ain’t no horoscope gonna tell you more than that.
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