Okay, let’s talk about this thing called the Virgo Geek Bar, specifically the “Crazy Melon” flavor. I’ve been seeing these disposable vapes everywhere lately, and figured it was time to give one a shot. I’m not a huge vaper, but I like to try new stuff, you know?
So, I picked up this Virgo Crazy Melon thing. The packaging was alright, nothing special. I opened it up, and the first thing I noticed was the smell. It definitely smelled like melon, but like, a mix of different kinds, not just one. I could make out the honeydew and cantaloupe, and maybe a bit of watermelon in there too. It wasn’t overpowering, which was good.
Now, I took my first puff. The flavor was pretty much what I expected from the smell. It was a sweet melon mix, pretty refreshing, actually. They weren’t kidding about the “crazy” part though, it really was a bunch of melon flavors all at once. It wasn’t bad, just… a lot.
- Flavor Profile: Melon madness, basically. Honeydew, cantaloupe, and watermelon all mixed together.
- Sweetness: Definitely on the sweeter side, but not like, candy sweet. More like a ripe fruit sweet.
- Cooling: There’s a slight cooling sensation, but it’s very subtle. I barely noticed it.
I also tried this “Turbo Mode” they were talking about. I pressed a button on the side, and the thing got way more intense. The vapor production doubled, and the flavor became even stronger. It was a bit too much for me, to be honest. I preferred it on the regular setting, which they call “Smooth Mode.” It felt much better like that.
I used the Geek Bar for a couple of days. I didn’t use it constantly, just here and there. The battery lasted a pretty long time, which was nice. I think I got a few hundred puffs out of it before it finally died. Also, I tried the Blue Razz Ice flavor, it tasted like other vapes I’ve used before, but the turbo mode made it something more enjoyable. And I found out that the turbo mode can double the power compared to the smooth mode. It was crazy.
Overall
It was a decent experience. The Crazy Melon flavor was interesting, but maybe a bit too much for an all-day vape. The device itself worked well, and the battery life was good. If you’re into melon flavors and you like disposables, it’s probably worth checking out. But if you’re not a big fan of sweet vapes or strong flavors, you might want to skip this one.

I probably won’t buy the Crazy Melon flavor again, but I might try some of the other Geek Bar flavors. There are tons of them, apparently. Maybe something less… melony. We’ll see.