Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… Lost Mary Quasar Aquarius thingy. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like somethin’ them city folks would jabber about. But from what I gather, it’s one of them vapes. You know, them electric cigarette things.
Now, I ain’t never touched one myself. Grew up on good ol’ tobacco, if ya know what I mean. But the young’uns, they’re all about this vape stuff. So, this Lost Mary thing, it’s got a flavor called Aquarius. Reminds me of that song, the one about the stars and all that. My grandkid, she’s always singin’ it.
They say this Aquarius flavor is “refreshing.” Like takin’ a big gulp of water on a hot day, I guess. Says it takes you to a “serene outdoor setting.” Well, I ain’t need no vape to feel serene. Just sittin’ on my porch, watchin’ the chickens peck, that’s serene enough for me. But hey, to each their own, right?
- They also got a bunch of other flavors too. Grape somethin’-or-other, pineapple orange… sounds like a fruit salad to me. One’s called Saturn Rings. Now, that’s a new one. Makes you wonder what Saturn tastes like. Probably nothin’ good, I reckon. Too far away for anythin’ to grow.
- But this Aquarius one, it seems to be the popular one. Folks are linin’ up to try it, from what I hear. Maybe it tastes like the water from a magic well or somethin’. Who knows? These city folk come up with the craziest things.
Now, they call it a “disposable vape.” That means you use it and toss it, I guess. Seems wasteful to me. Back in my day, we used things till they fell apart. But times change, I suppose. They say it’s a “premium” experience. Premium, huh? That just means expensive, don’t it?
This Lost Mary thing, it’s got all sorts of fancy features, they say. “Advanced technology.” Hmph. What’s so advanced about suckin’ on a little stick? But I guess it’s more complicated than that. They got buttons and lights and who knows what else. Makes my head spin just thinkin’ about it.
And it ain’t just for beginners, they say. Experienced vapers like it too. So, I guess it’s gotta be somethin’ special. Maybe it’s the flavor, maybe it’s the way it feels in your hand, maybe it’s just the fancy name. Who am I to judge? I’m just an old woman who prefers a good cup of coffee and a chat with my neighbors.
But if you’re into this vape stuff, then this Lost Mary Quasar Aquarius might be worth a try. Just don’t go blowin’ your whole paycheck on it, you hear? There’s more important things in life than puffin’ on a little stick. Like family, and friends, and a good home-cooked meal. That’s what really matters, if you ask me.
So, there you have it. My take on this Lost Mary Quasar Aquarius thing. Not that I know much about it, mind you. But I tried my best to make sense of it all. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens. They’re gettin’ mighty restless.
And one more thing, they also have these other flavors, like the Summer Solstice one, which is all pineapple and orange. Sounds kinda sweet for my taste. Then there’s the Saturn Rings flavor, which is peach. Now, peach I can get behind. Reminds me of them peach cobblers my mama used to make. But in a vape? I don’t know about that.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about this vape stuff. It’s a whole new world out there, and I’m just tryin’ to keep up. But some things never change, like the importance of good company and a strong cup of coffee. So, go on and enjoy your Lost Mary Quasar Aquarius, if that’s what you like. Just remember to be responsible and don’t go botherin’ nobody with your smoke clouds.
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