Alright, let’s talk about this… this… virgo ascendant scorpio thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but I’ll tell ya, it’s just like us plain folks, only with bigger words.
So, first off, they say these Virgo rising folks, they’re all about, you know, doing things right. Like, real picky, gotta have everything just so. Reminds me of my old hen, always fussin’ over her eggs, gotta line ‘em up just perfect. They call ‘em “perfectionists,” these city folks do. Well, I call it common sense. You don’t want a crooked fence, you don’t build it crooked, right?
Now, this Virgo way, it shows up everywhere, they say. In their work, in their love life, even with their friends. Like, if they’re building somethin’, they ain’t gonna slap it together like some old shed. They gonna measure it twice, make sure it’s strong, gonna last. And that’s good, I reckon. You want things to last, you put in the effort. They say these folks are good at science and math, building stuff too. Makes sense. You need a good head on your shoulders for that kind of work.
But then they throw in this Scorpio thing. Scorpio, that sounds like trouble, don’t it? Like a sting in the tail. And I guess it kinda is. These Scorpio risings, they’re tough, see? They ain’t gonna let nothin’ get ‘em down. Life throws ‘em a curveball, they just pick it up and throw it right back. They got that… that… inner strength, like my old mule, stubborn as a… well, you know. But that stubbornness, it keeps ‘em going.
- They say Virgos are good with details, you know, seein’ the little things.
- And Scorpios, they’re strong, not afraid of nothin’.
- So you put ‘em together, and what do you get? Someone who’s gonna get things done, and done right, that’s what.
Now, about love… well, that’s always a mess, ain’t it? But even there, this Virgo and Scorpio thing plays a part. Virgos, they’re practical. They ain’t gonna fall for some smooth-talking fella with nothin’ to his name. They want someone steady, someone reliable, someone who’s gonna stick around. And Scorpios, well, they feel things deep, they want that real connection. So, they might be drawn to each other, see? One’s got the brains, the other’s got the heart, and together, maybe they can make somethin’ work.
They say these Scorpio types, they like folks who are also emotional and down to earth. You know, like them water signs and earth signs, whatever that means. Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me, but hey, maybe there’s somethin’ to it. They get along with other Scorpios, Cancers, Pisces, and then them Virgo, Capricorn, and Taurus folks. Seems like a lot of folks to get along with, if you ask me.

And get this, they say Virgo and Scorpio risings, they have a special somethin’ somethin’. They both like to figure things out, they both pay attention to the details. So, they understand each other, see? Like two peas in a pod, only one’s got a stinger and the other’s got a magnifying glass.
This Virgo rising, they call it “youthful” too. Like they’re always lookin’ at things with fresh eyes, like a young’un seein’ the world for the first time. And that’s a good thing, I reckon. Keeps you from gettin’ old and grumpy, always seein’ the bad in things. You gotta stay young at heart, gotta keep lookin’ for the good, even when it’s hard to find.
So, what’s it all mean, this Virgo ascendant Scorpio thing? Well, I reckon it means you got someone who’s smart, strong, and pays attention. Someone who’s gonna work hard, love hard, and not give up easy. And that sounds like a pretty good person to me, no matter what fancy words they use to describe ‘em. It’s all about common sense, see? Do your best, be true to yourself, and don’t let nothin’ knock you down. That’s what matters, whether you’re a Virgo, a Scorpio, or just plain old folk like me.
And remember, whether it’s building a house, finding a good partner, or just makin’ it through the day, you gotta be practical, gotta be strong, and gotta pay attention to what’s goin’ on around you. That’s the Virgo and Scorpio way, I guess, and it ain’t a bad way to be.
They talk about this Virgo way in new situations too, always using their brain, always trying to be exact. That’s good, I say. You don’t want to go into anything blind. You want to know what you’re doing, you want to do it right.
So there you have it. That’s my take on this whole virgo ascendant scorpio business. Not so complicated when you break it down, is it? Just good, honest folks tryin’ to make their way in the world. Just like the rest of us.