Alright, let’s talk about this Neptune thingy in Pisces, whatever that means. I heard some folks sayin’ it’s been there a long, long time, since like 2011 or 2012. That’s a heap of years, ain’t it? Sounds like it’s gonna stick around till 2025 or maybe even 2026. Folks are always talkin’ about these planets and stars, like they know what’s what. Me? I just look up at the sky and see a whole lot of twinklin’ lights.
Now, this Neptune, they say it’s about dreams and stuff, like when you’re sleepin’ and see things that ain’t real. Also, they say it’s about bein’ fooled, ya know, like when someone tries to sell you a pig in a poke. And they say it’s about gettin’ inspired, like when you suddenly get a hankerin’ to bake a pie or somethin’. And get this, they also say it’s about magic and gettin’ away from things. Sounds like a whole lot of hocus pocus to me, but hey, who am I to judge?
This Neptune fella, it moves real slow, like molasses in January. They say it’s patient, like a good ol’ hound dog waitin’ for a treat. And it goes backwards sometimes, they call it “retrograde”. Sounds fancy, but all it means is it’s goin’ the other way for a spell. This year, 2024, it’s supposed to go backwards from July to December. Folks say that’s a time for clearin’ things out, gettin’ rid of old fears and such. You know, like when you clean out the attic and throw away all that junk you don’t need no more.
What does Neptune in Pisces do? Well, they say it makes folks more spiritual, like they can feel things others can’t. They trust their gut, you know, that feeling you get in your belly. And they’re into things like meditatin’ and lookin’ at the stars to figure out their future. Always searchin’ for somethin’ deeper, somethin’ more than just plain livin’. I reckon that’s fine and dandy, as long as they ain’t botherin’ nobody.
- Neptune’s Long Stay: Been in Pisces since 2011/2012, stays till 2025/2026.
- Neptune’s Meanin’: Dreams, bein’ fooled, inspiration, magic, escapin’.
- Slow Mover: Neptune takes its time, patient like.
- Retrograde in 2024: Goes backwards from July to December, time for clearin’ things out.
- Pisces Effect: Makes folks spiritual, trust their gut, into meditation and astrology.
Now, they’re talkin’ about Neptune leavin’ Pisces in 2025 or 2026. I ain’t sure where it’s goin’, but I reckon it’ll do what it does wherever it goes. These planets, they got their own path, just like us folks. We all gotta follow our own path, whether it’s in the stars or here on the ground. So, if you’re one of them folks who’s into this astrology stuff, keep your eyes peeled for when Neptune leaves Pisces. Maybe it’ll mean somethin’ big, maybe it won’t. But one thing’s for sure, life’ll keep on goin’, just like it always has.
I heard some city folk talkin’ about how this Neptune movin’ out of Pisces will affect everybody differently, dependin’ on when you were born. Somethin’ about “zodiac signs”. Honestly, it’s all Greek to me. But if you’re curious, you could probably find someone who knows about that stuff. Me? I just get up every mornin’, thank the Lord for another day, and get to work. That’s the kinda stuff I understand.
Anyway, that’s the gist of it, as far as I can tell. Neptune’s been in Pisces for a good long while, it’s gonna go backwards for a bit, and then it’s gonna leave. What it all means, I ain’t got a clue. But I reckon it’s somethin’ folks will be talkin’ about for a while yet. Just like the weather, or the price of eggs. There’s always somethin’ to talk about, ain’t there?
So, if someone asks ya “When does Neptune leave Pisces?” you can tell ‘em it’s supposed to happen sometime in 2025 or 2026. And you can tell ‘em it’s been there since 2011 or 2012, and that it’s all about dreams and stuff, and goin’ backwards sometimes. And if they look at you funny, just tell ‘em it’s what you heard from some old woman down the road. They don’t need to know you heard it from me!
Tags：Neptune, Pisces, Astrology, 2025, 2026, Retrograde, Zodiac, Spirituality, Dreams, Planets
