ZodiacMysteries

Alright, let’s talk about this Aries symbol on red agate thing, ya know? I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’,...

今儿个咱来唠唠那个啥，叫“陶啥斯”，对，就那个陶鲁斯（Taurus）“家庭卫士”（Home Defender）枪的事儿。 这玩意儿，说是枪，可跟咱庄稼地里赶野猪的家伙式可不一样。听说是个啥转轮手枪，还是个“法官”系列。 啧啧啧，听着就吓人。这“法官”还能当“卫士”，也不知道是哪个想出来的名儿，怪唬人的。 人家说这“家庭卫士”可厉害了，是个0.410口径的大左轮。啥叫左轮？ 我也不懂，反正就是能装好多子弹，突突突一顿打的那种。 据说那枪管子有13 英寸那么长，乖乖，比俺家擀面杖都长。 要是碰上个啥坏人，拿这玩意儿一指，还不把他吓尿裤子？ 不过话说回来，这玩意儿要是真打起来，那动静肯定小不了。 咱庄户人家，平时也就种种地，养养鸡，哪用得着这玩意儿？ 也就是那些个，花里胡哨的，才整这些个东西。 不过，要是真有啥事儿，有个这东西防身，也算个保障吧。 我听村头老王说，这枪还不便宜呢。要好几百美金，换成咱人民币，那得好几千块！ 啧啧啧，几千块都能买头小牛犊了。 有那钱，还不如多买点化肥，多种点地，多打点粮食，实在。 不过，这跟咱想法不一样。人家有钱，就喜欢买这些个稀罕玩意儿。 就像那姑娘，冬天穿个小短裙，冻得直哆嗦，还觉得好看。 咱庄户人家可不敢这么折腾，还是穿棉袄实在。 这“家庭卫士”吧，听着是挺唬人，但咱老百姓还是希望平平安安的，...

Alright, let’s talk about these Aries stones, you know, the rocks that are supposed to do somethin’ for them Aries...

Alright, let’s talk about these Cancer sun, Scorpio moon folks. You know, the kind that are born when the sun’s...

Alright, let’s talk about this “which geek bar is pisces” thing. I ain’t no fancy city person, but I can...

Alright, let’s talk about this here Geek Bar thing and which one’s for the Sagittarius folks. You know, them people...

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… virgo necklace thing, ya know? My grandkid showed me some pictures on that phone...

Alright, let’s talk about this Virgo art thing. I ain’t no fancy art critic or nothin’, but I know what...

Well, howdy there! Let’s yak about this here… uh… “zodiac leo wallpaper,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them...

Alright, let me tell ya ’bout this thing, whatchamacallit, Geek Bar Libra. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks would...