Well, let me tell ya about this Primal Astrology of Monkey and Aries thing. It’s kinda like mixin’ up two different kinds of critters, you see? One’s from the Western stars, that Aries fella, and the other’s from the Chinese years, that Monkey fella.
Now, them Aries folks, they born under the ram sign. They say Aries are real bold and full of energy, like a firecracker on the Fourth of July. Always jumpin’ into things headfirst, they are. And then you got the Monkey, clever as a fox and always up to somethin’. Always fidgeting and figuring things out, can’t sit still for a minute.
So, when you mash ’em together, the Aries and the Monkey, you get somethin’ they call the Gorilla in this Primal Astrology. Yep, a Gorilla. Sounds about right, don’t it? Strong, kinda loud, and always makin’ their presence known. These Gorilla folks, they ain’t shy, that’s for sure.
I heard some folks sayin’ that Aries don’t get along too good with them earth signs, like Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn. Too slow for ’em, I reckon. And them water signs, like Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces? Too wishy-washy, probably. Aries likes things straight up, no fussin’ around.
- Energy: These Gorilla folks, they got energy to burn. Always on the go, always doin’ somethin’. Can’t sit still for a minute, like I said.
- Determination: When they set their mind to somethin’, watch out! They gonna get it done, no matter what. Stubborn as a mule, sometimes.
- Boldness: They ain’t afraid to speak their mind, that’s for sure. And they ain’t afraid to take chances, neither. Jump right in, that’s their motto.
Now, this ain’t no ordinary mixin’, mind you. It’s like puttin’ gasoline on a fire. Exciting times, they say. But also, maybe a bit much for some folks. These Gorilla types, they can be a handful, like tryin’ to hold onto a greased pig at the county fair.
I also heard tell that this Leo sign, now that’s a good match for Aries. Both fire signs, you see? They understand each other, I guess. Like two peas in a pod, but, you know, fiery peas. They both like adventure and gettin’ things done. Ambitious, they are.
But if you try to put an Aries with one of them earth or water signs, well, it might not be so smooth. The earth signs, they too grounded for the Aries, always wantin’ to take things slow and steady. And them water signs, they too emotional, always cryin’ and stuff. Aries ain’t got time for that, no sir.
So, if you know someone who’s an Aries born in the year of the Monkey, well, you know they’re a Gorilla in this Primal Astrology thing. And that means they’re gonna be lively, that’s for sure. Full of energy, full of ideas, and always up to somethin’. Might be a bit much to handle sometimes, but hey, life’s never boring with a Gorilla around.
They say you can look up the compatibility of these Primal Zodiac signs, see how well they get along with each other. Kinda like matchin’ up folks at a barn dance, I guess. Some couples just click, and some, well, they just step on each other’s toes all night.
Anyways, that’s what I know about this Primal Astrology of Monkey and Aries, or the Gorilla, as they call it. It’s like mixin’ a whole lotta spice into a pot, makes things interesting, that’s for sure. Just gotta be ready for the heat!
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