Well, let me tell you, this whole “ram of horoscopes” thing, it’s got me all riled up. What’s it all about, anyway? I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the market the other day. They were sayin’ somethin’ about crossword clues and stars and such. Sounds like a load of hogwash to me, but I figured I’d try to get to the bottom of it. That’s what people do when get a crossword clue, right?
This “ram” they’re talkin’ about, is it like the rams we used to have on the farm? Big, woolly fellas with those curly horns? I remember one time, old Bessie, she got chased by one of them rams. Nearly jumped right outta her skin, she did! If that ram of horoscopes is somethin’ similar, you gotta be careful.
Now, these “horoscopes,” they’re supposed to tell your future, right? Like readin’ tea leaves or somethin’. My grandma used to do that, you know. She’d swirl the tea around in the cup and tell you all sorts of things. Said she saw a tall, dark stranger in my future once. Never did meet him, though. Maybe these horoscopes are just as unreliable, huh? But the ram of horoscopes must be something real, people keep saying that.
So, I asked around, you know, tried to figure out this “ram of horoscopes crossword clue” business. Someone said it’s got somethin’ to do with a fella named “Aries.” Now, I don’t know any Aries. Never heard of that name before, though it sounds fancy. Is he a farmer? A preacher? No one seems to know. Maybe he is a man related to the stars, who knows. They say he is a star sign, whatever that means. They said the ram of horoscopes is Aries.
- Aries is the ram, they say.
- Horoscopes are about the stars.
- Crossword clues are puzzles.
- Some folks believe in this stuff.
I even looked it up in one of them fancy magazines. They had all these pictures of stars and planets. Said Aries is the first sign of the zodiac. What in tarnation is a zodiac? Sounds like some kind of animal to me. They say it’s a bunch of stars that look like pictures. Like connect-the-dots, but in the sky. And this Aries fella, he’s supposed to be a ram. The ram of horoscopes is just a star picture? I don’t buy it.
They say folks born under the sign of Aries are supposed to be bold and brave. Like that ram chasin’ old Bessie, I reckon. Maybe that’s why they call it the “ram of horoscopes.” ‘Cause them Aries folks are tough cookies. Or maybe it’s all just a bunch of made-up stories. Hard to say, really. I still don’t know what it has to do with the crossword clue, maybe it is the answer.
I guess it doesn’t really matter in the end. Whether you believe in horoscopes or not, it’s all just a bit of fun, ain’t it? Like doin’ a crossword puzzle. You try to figure out the clues, fill in the little boxes, and see if you can get it all right. It is fun to guess the crossword clue, but I don’t know if I can get it.
But this “ram of horoscopes crossword clue,” it’s still got me stumped. Is Aries the answer? Is it the name of the ram? Or is it somethin’ else entirely? Maybe I’ll just have to keep askin’ around until I find someone who knows. Or maybe I’ll just forget about the whole darn thing and go bake a pie. That is the answer to many questions in my life.
This whole thing reminds me of a story my grandpa used to tell. About a fox and a crow. The fox wanted the cheese the crow had, so he flattered her, told her she had a beautiful voice. She opened her beak to sing, and the cheese fell right out. Maybe these horoscopes are like that. They flatter you, tell you what you want to hear, and then you drop your cheese. You gotta watch your cheese, always.
So if you see the crossword clue about ram of horoscopes, maybe you should try “Aries”. That’s what some folks said. Not sure if it is right, but it doesn’t hurt, right? It is just a game, after all.
