Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here… uh… “Red Capricorn,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but I reckon it’s just about them folks born ’round the end of the year, December and such. My old man, he was born in winter, always grumbling ’bout the cold. Maybe he was one of these “Capricorns.”
What’s a Capricorn, you ask? Don’t ask me! Sounds like some kinda animal, maybe? Or maybe it’s somethin’ them city folks made up. They got names for everything, you know. Like them fancy coffees with all the extra words. Just give me a plain cup, I say!
But from what I hear, these Capricorn folks, they’re a bit of a mixed bag. Some good, some bad, just like the rest of us. They say these folks are hard workers. Always gotta be doin’ somethin’, can’t sit still for a minute. That’s like my neighbor, always fussin’ in his garden, even when it’s rainin’. But gotta say, his tomatoes are the best in the county. So maybe there’s somethin’ to this “hard work” thing after all.
- Good things about Capricorns: They say these folks are real go-getters. Want somethin’, they go out and get it. No fussin’ and whinin’. And they’re good at plannin’ things, apparently. Like makin’ a list for the grocery store, so you don’t forget the sugar. That’s useful, I guess.
- Bad things about Capricorns: But they can be a bit… how you say… stubborn? Like a mule stuck in the mud. Won’t listen to nothin’ or nobody. And they worry too much. Always frettin’ ’bout somethin’. “What if this happens?” “What if that happens?” Makes my head spin just thinkin’ about it.
Now, they talk about “love and relationships” with these Capricorns. Love? That’s a whole ‘nother can of worms. Seems like these folks are a bit slow to warm up to ya. Like a cold stove on a winter mornin’. Takes a while to get the fire goin’. But once they do, they’re loyal as can be. Like a good ol’ dog, stickin’ by your side no matter what. But they also work too much, they say. Always busy, busy, busy. Don’t have time for nothin’ else. That ain’t good. You gotta make time for the folks you care about, or they’ll up and leave ya.
And what about this “career” stuff? Well, like I said, they’re hard workers. So I reckon they do alright for themselves. They say Capricorns are good at bein’ bosses. Tellin’ folks what to do. But they can be a bit bossy, too. Always tellin’ you how to do things. Reminds me of my sister-in-law, always tellin’ me how to cook. Like I ain’t been cookin’ since before she was born!
They say Capricorns belong to somethin’ called “Earth.” Well, that makes sense. They’re down to earth, these folks. No fancy ideas, no head in the clouds. Just good, solid folks. But they can also be a bit… sad, maybe? Always seein’ the bad side of things. Like the glass is half empty, not half full. Gotta look on the bright side, I say. Life’s too short to be grumbling all the time. Like my old man, always grumbling about the cold.
Red flag, they call it. Workin’ too much. Maybe that’s what this “red” part means. Like a warnin’ sign. Slow down, they say. Take a break. Smell the roses, or somethin’ like that. Good advice, I reckon. Even for us old folks who ain’t no fancy Capricorns.
So there ya have it. That’s all I know ’bout these Capricorns. Just regular folks, far as I can tell. Some good, some bad, just like the rest of us. Don’t matter when you’re born, it’s how you live your life that counts. That’s what my mama always said, and she was a smart woman.
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