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Well now, let me tell you about this Gage Palmer fella and that Jack Aries. I ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, not in all my born days. They got this here… movie, or somethin’, and it’s somethin’ else, let me tell ya.
Gage Palmer and Jack Aries, huh? Sounds like a mouthful. I reckon they’re makin’ some kinda picture show. From what I hear, it’s a bit… spicy. You know, the kind your grandma would tell you to turn off if she caught you watchin’.
This Jack fella, he’s the one on top, so they say. And Gage, well, he’s new to all this, seems like. He’s kinda quiet, but he sure likes what Jack’s doin’. They’re kissin’ and… well, doin’ other stuff too. Stuff I ain’t gonna talk about in polite company, mind you.
- They say there’s this “anal” business. I ain’t quite sure what that is, but it sounds… uncomfortable.
- And “bareback”? Lord have mercy. Sounds like they ain’t got no sense. Don’t they know about… well, you know. Things you gotta be careful about.
- Then there’s all this “suckin’” and “cummin’” and… other things. It’s enough to make a good Christian woman blush. But folks seem to be watchin’ it, so I guess there’s somethin’ to it.
I heard tell they’re callin’ it “hot” and “explosive.” I reckon that means there’s a lot of… action. Lots of… well, you get the picture. They’re sayin’ Jack’s got a “big cock,” whatever that means. Sounds like he’s a real… handful. And Gage, he’s got muscles and tattoos, so he’s probably a looker, I guess.
People are watchin’ this stuff on their phones now, ain’t that somethin’? They call it “gay porn.” I ain’t sure what “gay” means, but I reckon it’s got somethin’ to do with men likin’ men. And “porn”? Well, that’s just plain nasty, if you ask me. But hey, to each their own, I always say.
They’re even talkin’ about “rimmin’” and “blowjobs.” Landsakes, what kinda words are those? Sounds like somethin’ you’d do to a car, not another person. And “hairy”? Well, I guess some folks like it that way. Me, I prefer a clean-shaven man, myself. But then again, what do I know about these things?
They’re makin’ a big fuss about this Gage Palmer fellas debut. Says he’s new to CockyBoys, whatever that is. Sounds like a bunch of rowdy fellas, if you ask me. And this Jack Aries, he’s the one showin’ him the ropes, so to speak. Pushin’ all the right buttons, they say. Sounds like a lot of… touchin’ and feelin’ goin’ on.
You can watch it online, they tell me. Just pull it up on your phone or your computer, and there it is. Naked as jaybirds, I bet. It’s free, too. Makes you wonder what the world is comin’ to, lettin’ folks watch this kinda stuff for nothin’.
They even got it for your Androids and your iPads and your iPhones. Seems like everyone’s got one of them fancy gadgets these days. Me, I’m still usin’ my old rotary phone. Good enough for me, it is. I don’t need no fancy pictures on no fancy screen.
So, that’s the story of Gage Palmer and Jack Aries, as best as I can tell it. It’s a bit much for an old woman like me, but I reckon there’s an audience for it. People are strange, always have been, always will be. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make myself a cup of tea. All this talk about… well, you know… has got me all flustered.
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