Alright, let’s talk about this fella, Trump, and his stars or whatever they call it, on November 5th, 2024. I heard some folks sayin’ somethin’ about “astrological transits” and all that fancy talk. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but hey, people are talkin’, so I’ll tell ya what I heard.
So, this here Trump, he’s runnin’ for president again, right? And November 5th, that’s the election day. Now, some folks who look at the stars, they say Trump’s got a rough time ahead. They say his stars are all messed up, not just on election day, but all through 2024 and even into 2025 and 2026. Can you believe that? Stars messin’ with a man’s life for that long?
Rough Astrological Period, They Say
They sayin’ somethin’ about “transits” to Trump’s “chart.” I ain’t got no chart, unless you count the one on my kitchen wall for the grandkids’ height. But apparently, this chart is somethin’ different, somethin’ about the planets and stars and how they’re lined up. And for Trump, they say it ain’t lined up so good.
- They sayin’ the planets are “negative.” Like they got a bad attitude or somethin’.
- And this ain’t just for a day or two, mind you. This is a “rough period” that goes on and on.
- Makes you wonder how a fella can even get outta bed with all them stars pushin’ him around.
Now, I don’t know nothin’ about this star business, but it sounds like these folks are sayin’ Trump’s gonna have a hard time. Maybe he’ll lose the election, maybe he’ll have other troubles. Who knows? It’s all just a guess, ain’t it?

Similar Charts, Different Fates?
Then I heard somethin’ else. This Trump fella, he’s got a runnin’ mate, some guy named Vance. And these star-gazers, they say Vance’s got a chart that’s kinda similar to Trump’s. Now, ain’t that somethin’? Two fellas with similar stars, but who knows if they’ll have the same luck.
Makes you think, don’t it? If the stars control everything, how come two folks with similar stars don’t end up the same? Maybe it ain’t all about the stars. Maybe it’s about hard work and good luck and the good Lord lookin’ out for ya. That’s what my mama always said.
Election Day and Beyond
Anyways, November 5th is comin’ up fast. That’s when we’ll see if these stars know what they’re talkin’ about. Will Trump win? Will he lose? Will his “rough astrological period” get the best of him? I reckon we’ll just have to wait and see.
But even if Trump loses, these star folks say his troubles ain’t over. They say this rough patch goes on for a long time. Poor fella. Maybe he shoulda listened to his mama and stayed outta politics. Or maybe he shoulda just ignored them stars altogether. Sometimes, ignorance is bliss, you know?
What’s a Body to Believe?
So, there you have it. That’s what I heard about Trump and his stars on November 5th. Do I believe it? I don’t know. I’m just an old woman, and this star business is way over my head. But I do know this: Life’s full of ups and downs, whether you’re a president or a farmer. And sometimes, you just gotta roll with the punches, no matter what the stars say.

Maybe Trump will surprise everyone and win big, despite what the star-gazers are sayin’. Or maybe he’ll lose and go back to his business, whatever that is. Either way, life will go on. The sun will rise, the birds will sing, and we’ll all keep on keepin’ on. That’s just the way it is.
The Stars Aren’t Everything
And you know what? Even if them stars are lined up against ya, it don’t mean you’re doomed. You can still fight, you can still work hard, you can still try to make things better. Stars ain’t got the final say, not in my book. It’s the people who got the final say. And on November 5th, the people will speak. That’s what matters.
So, let them star-gazers do their thing. Let them chart the planets and talk about transits and negative periods. Me, I’ll just wait and see what happens. And I’ll keep on prayin’ for good sense and a little bit of luck for everyone, Trump included. ‘Cause at the end of the day, that’s all any of us can really do.
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