Well, hey there! Let’s yak a bit about this Sally Brompton and her horoscopes, ya know? Folks always been lookin’ up at the stars, tryin’ to figure out what’s what. Been doin’ it since way back when, I reckon.
Now, this Sally, she’s one of them folks who writes down what the stars are sayin’. She does these “horoscopes,” see? Tells ya what might happen on a particular day, or a week, or even a whole year. I ain’t sayin’ I believe it all, but it’s kinda fun to read, ain’t it? Like readin’ the tea leaves, only with stars.
She talks about all them signs – ya know, like Virgo, Cancer, Leo, Sagittarius, and such. Says if you’re a Virgo, today’s a good day to talk to folks. Gotta talk nice, though, she says, if ya wanna get somethin’ done. That makes sense, I guess. Always best to be polite, even if you’re tellin’ someone their cow got into your cornfield.
Then there’s Cancer. Sally says Cancers are all sensitive and such. Gotta listen to your gut, she says. Well, my gut tells me when I’m hungry, that’s for sure! But she means more than that, I think. She means you gotta feel things out, ya know? Like when you’re bakin’ a pie, you just know when it’s done. No need for no fancy timer.
And them Leos? Sally says they gotta work on themselves today. Gotta be better at lovin’ and workin’ and all that. And gotta keep things balanced, she says. That’s like carryin’ water buckets, ain’t it? Gotta have the same amount in each hand, or you’ll spill it all over the place. Balance, yeah, that’s important.
- Sally writes about love. Who don’t wanna hear about love, right? Even us old folks remember what it’s like to be young and smitten.
- She talks about work, too. Gotta make a livin’, gotta put food on the table. The stars can’t help ya there, though. Gotta get out there and hustle, that’s what I say.
- And she talks about health. Well, that’s important too. Gotta eat your greens, gotta get some sunshine, gotta keep movin’. The stars can’t make you do that, can they?
Now, some folks say this astrology stuff is all hogwash. Say there ain’t no science to it. Maybe so, maybe not. But folks been lookin’ at the stars for ages, tryin’ to find some meanin’ in it all. It’s like lookin’ at the clouds, tryin’ to see shapes. Sometimes you see a dog, sometimes you see a horse, sometimes you just see clouds. But it’s fun to look, ain’t it?
Sally, she gives ya a little somethin’ to think about. Might help ya make a decision, might not. But it’s somethin’ to read while you’re havin’ your mornin’ coffee. And if it makes ya feel a little better about your day, well, what’s the harm in that?
She does these daily horoscopes, see? Tells ya what the day might bring. And she does weekly ones, and monthly ones, and even yearly ones. Kinda like plantin’ seeds, I guess. Some things grow fast, some things take longer. The stars, they’re like them seeds, I reckon. Ya plant an idea in your head, and who knows what might grow?
And if today’s your birthday, Sally says Mercury is doin’ somethin’ funny. Backwards, she says. Well, I don’t know nothin’ about that Mercury fella, but I do know when somethin’ ain’t right. Like when the rooster crows at midnight, ya know somethin’s up. Maybe Mercury just got outta bed on the wrong side, huh?
She also talks about your “sign”. Like if you’re born in the summer, you’re one thing, and if you’re born in the winter, you’re another. I don’t rightly know how it all works. Sounds complicated, if you ask me. But folks seem to like it. It’s like pickin’ apples, ya know? Some are sweet, some are sour, but they’re all apples.
Sally’s got a guide too, she does. Tells you all about the signs and the zodiac and all that. I tried to read it once, but it was too much for my old brain. Too many big words. But some folks like that kinda stuff. Like them city folks with their fancy books and their fancy learnin’.
So, there ya have it. Sally Brompton and her horoscopes. Take it with a grain of salt, I say. But it’s somethin’ to talk about, ain’t it? And sometimes, that’s all ya need. A little somethin’ to ponder while you’re sittin’ on the porch, watchin’ the world go by.
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