Well now, let’s talk about them Virgo people. Born between August 23 and September 22, they say. Virgo, Virgo, sounds like some kinda fancy car, don’t it? But no, it’s them star signs, like the old folks used to talk about. My grandma, she used to say, “Them stars, they tell ya somethin’ ’bout a person.”
So, what’s the deal with these Virgos? They’re earthy, they say. Like, down to earth, not flyin’ around in the clouds. Makes sense, I guess. They like things practical, like a good pair of work boots or a sturdy hoe. You know, things that get the job done.
- They’re loyal too, which is a good thing. Nobody wants a friend who’s gonna run off at the first sign of trouble.
- And they like things just so. Perfectionists, they call ’em. Means they want everything neat and tidy, like a well-made bed or a clean kitchen. Can be a bit much sometimes, if you ask me.
- Smart folks, these Virgos. Always thinkin’ and figurin’ things out. Like them scientists or them book learnin’ types. They can analyze stuff, you know, break it down and see how it all works.
Now, they say somethin’ ’bout Mercury rulen’ these Virgos. Mercury, that’s a planet, ain’t it? I don’t know much about planets, but apparently, it makes these Virgos talk real good and think real fast. Some Virgos, they talk like they’re the boss, all loud and proud. Others, they’re more balanced, you know, listenin’ as much as they talk. And then there’s the ones who are real careful with their words, pickin’ and choosin’ just the right ones. Kinda like pickin’ beans, gotta get the good ones and leave the bad ones behind.
They also say Virgos are mutable. Now that’s a fancy word, ain’t it? Means they’re adaptable, I guess. Like, they can change with the times. Seasons change, crops change, and these Virgos, they can change right along with ’em. That’s a good thing, ’cause life throws all sorts of stuff at ya, and you gotta be able to roll with the punches.
Virgo is the sixth sign, they tell me. Don’t know much about signs, but I guess it means somethin’. And they got this picture thing, a virgin, they call it. A young gal, I reckon. Maybe it means they’re pure of heart or somethin’. Or maybe it just means they’re a bit shy, like a young’un hidin’ behind their mama’s skirt.

So, what’s it all mean? Well, I reckon it means Virgos are good, hard-workin’ folks who like things done right. They’re smart and they think a lot, maybe too much sometimes. They’re loyal friends and partners, the kind you can count on. And they can adapt to whatever life throws their way. They might be a little picky and a little too focused on the details, but that’s just their way. They ain’t perfect, nobody is, but they try their best, and that’s what counts.
You know, my neighbor, Mrs. Higgins, she’s a Virgo. Always fussin’ over her garden, makin’ sure everythin’s just right. Her tomatoes are the biggest you ever did see, and her roses, well, they’re somethin’ else. She’s a good woman, Mrs. Higgins, always willin’ to lend a hand. A bit particular, mind you, but you can’t fault her for that. She just wants things done right, and that’s the Virgo way, I reckon.
Anyways, that’s what I know about them Virgos. They’re a mixed bag, just like the rest of us. But they got their good points, and their bad points, just like everybody else. At the end of the day, it don’t matter much what your star sign is. What matters is how you treat people and how you live your life. That’s the real truth, ain’t it?
But if you are looking for more detail, remember there are different kinds of Virgos. Some with their Mercury talker in Leo, some in Libra, and some just straight up Virgo. It’s like different kinds of apples, all apples, but some sweet, some tart. So even them Virgos got their differences, just like the rest of us.
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