Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this virgo thing, and stones, yeah, stones. My old man used to say, “Ya gotta have a good stone, keeps the devil away.” He wasn’t talkin’ about no fancy jewelry, mind you. More like rocks from the field. But these city folks, they got different stones for everything, even for when you’re born, I hear.
So, this virgo thing… sounds like some kinda sickness, but they say it’s when you’re born, like in August or somethin’. And for these virgo folks, they got special stones. One’s called Blue Sapphire, real pretty, blue like the sky on a good day. They say it helps ya think better, like when you’re tryin’ to figure out how much corn to plant. And it keeps the bad stuff away, kinda like my old man’s rocks, I guess.
- Blue Sapphire: Good for thinkin’ and keepin’ safe. Like a lucky charm, but fancier.
Then there’s this other stone, Peridot. That’s a funny name, sounds like somethin’ you’d feed the chickens. But they say it’s lucky too, brings ya joy. Joy, huh? Like when the rain finally comes after a dry spell. This peridot, it’s supposed to be for these August virgos. So, if you’re born then, maybe you need this one, I dunno. Seems like a lot of fuss over rocks, but hey, whatever makes ya happy.
- Peridot: Brings joy, lucky for August virgos. Like a sunshine rock.
Now, they got another one, Green Jade. Green like the grass in spring, real pretty. They say it brings peace, keeps things calm. Like when you’re sittin’ on the porch after a long day, watchin’ the sun go down. Peaceful, you know? This jade, it’s supposed to be lucky too, a real charm. Seems like these virgos got all sorts of lucky charms, more than they know what to do with, I reckon.
- Green Jade: Peace and luck, keeps things calm. Like a quiet field.
They got other stones too, lots of ‘em. But it’s all the same, really. They’re supposed to make you feel better, think better, be better. Like a tonic, but instead of drinkin’ it, you carry it around. Seems to me, the best tonic is a good night’s sleep and a belly full of warm food, but these city folks, they got their ways.
They also say these virgos, they worry too much, want everything to be perfect. Like my niece, always fussin’ over her quilts, makin’ sure every stitch is just right. Drives me crazy, but that’s just her way. So maybe these stones, they help with that too, help ya let go a little, stop worryin’ about every little thing. Like my old man used to say, “Don’t sweat the small stuff, the cow’s gonna get out eventually.”
And speaking of health, these stones, they say they can help with that too. Now, I ain’t no doctor, mind you. But they say these stones can make ya feel better if you’re ailin’. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but maybe there’s somethin’ to it. I reckon if it makes ya feel better, it can’t hurt, right? Long as you ain’t eatin’ them rocks, that is.
So, if you’re one of these virgos, or you know one, maybe you wanna look into these stones. Blue Sapphire, Peridot, Green Jade… They sound fancy, but maybe they’re just like my old man’s rocks, keepin’ the bad stuff away and bringin’ a little bit of luck. And if you’re worried about your health, or you’re always tryin’ to make everything perfect, maybe these stones can help with that too. But remember, the best medicine is still a good laugh, a warm hug, and a slice of apple pie. That’s what I always say, anyways.
And don’t be frettin’ too much about what others think either, you hear? Just do your thing, like plantin’ corn or milkin’ cows. Same difference, this virgo stuff just got more rocks involved, seems like. And keep your money safe, they say this virgo time is good for thinkin’ ’bout your money, how much you got and how much you’re spendin’. Wise words, those are, no matter when you’re born.
Tags: [Virgo, Birthstones, Blue Sapphire, Peridot, Green Jade, Healing Crystals, Astrology, Self-Care, August Virgo, Virgo Traits]
