water gemini

Well, let me tell you somethin’ about this water gemini thing, you know? Folks get all mixed up thinkin’ it’s got somethin’ to do with water. But, it ain’t like that at all.

What is this Gemini Thing Anyway? It’s one of them signs, you know, like in the sky. They got all sorts of names for ’em. This Gemini one, it ain’t no water sign. Nope. It’s an air sign, like wind. Blowin’ this way and that way, can’t ever make up its mind, that’s what they say.

I heard tell there’s this order to these signs. Starts with fire, then earth, then air. Aries is fire, all hot and bothered. Then comes Taurus, steady as a rock, that’s the earth. And then, bam! Gemini shows up, all airy-fairy and whatnot.

Aries is fire – hot like a stove
Taurus is earth – solid like a rock.
Gemini is air – like a breeze.

So, don’t go thinkin’ Gemini is like a fish or somethin’. It ain’t. It’s all about thinkin’ and talkin’. Always chatterin’, those Geminis. Can talk the ears off a corn stalk, they can.

Why folks get it wrong, I dunno. Maybe they hear that “Gemini” and think it sounds like water. Maybe they just plain confused. But it ain’t water, no sirree. It’s air, through and through. Like a bird flittin’ here and there, never stayin’ in one place for too long.

I seen them Gemini folks, you know. Always got their heads in the clouds, thinkin’ about this and that. They like to learn new things, always askin’ questions. “Why this?” “Why that?” Never stops. But that’s just their way, I guess. Airy-fairy, like I said.

Some folks say air signs are smart. Maybe they are, maybe they ain’t. I ain’t no judge. But they sure do like to talk. And they’re good at it too. Can charm the birds right outta the trees. That’s the air in ’em, I reckon. Makes ’em smooth talkers.

So, next time someone tells you Gemini is a water sign, you just set ’em straight. You tell ’em, “No, siree! Gemini is an air sign! It’s all about thinkin’ and talkin’, not swimmin’ and splashin’.” They might not believe ya, but that’s their problem. You know the truth now, and that’s what matters.

You know, it’s important to get things right. Can’t go around callin’ a chicken a duck, can ya? Same goes for these signs. Gotta know what’s what. And Gemini, well, it’s air. Plain and simple. Like a whisper in the wind, here one minute, gone the next.

I’ve seen enough in my life to know that people like to put things in boxes. They want everything to be neat and tidy. But life ain’t like that. And neither are these signs. They’re all different, all special in their own way. And Gemini, with its airy ways, is just as important as all the rest.

So don’t let anyone tell you different. Gemini is an air sign, and that’s all there is to it. It’s about thinkin’, talkin’, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Like a playful breeze, rustlin’ through the leaves, always up to somethin’. That’s Gemini for ya.

And that’s all I gotta say about that water gemini business. Hope you learned somethin’ today. Now, go on and spread the word. Tell everyone you know, Gemini ain’t no water sign! It’s air, pure and simple. And don’t you forget it!

Remember this: Air signs are about the mind, like Libra and Aquarius too, always thinkin’ and talkin’. Just like those Gemini folks! Always got somethin’ on their mind and somethin’ to say about it.

So that’s the whole shebang about Gemini. Not water, but air. And that’s the gospel truth, as sure as I’m sittin’ here.