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Alright, let’s talk about this “which geek bar is pisces” thing. I ain’t no fancy city person, but I can tell you a thing or two about picking somethin’ you like.
So, this Geek Bar thing, sounds like one of them newfangled vapes the youngsters are always puffin’ on. And Pisces? That’s somethin’ about stars, ain’t it? Like them horoscopes in the back of the magazines at the grocery store. My niece, she’s always readin’ that stuff. Says it tells you what kind of day you gonna have, or who you gonna meet.
Now, if you askin’ me which Geek Bar is for a Pisces, well, it seems like they got a bunch of different flavors. They call ‘em “flavors,” like it’s some fancy candy. One they call “Black Cherry.” Sounds alright, I guess. Cherries are sweet, ain’t they? Grew up pickin’ ‘em in the summer, back when things were simpler.
Then there’s this “Fckin Fab” one. My goodness, the names they come up with! Says it’s good for people who are “impressionable and sensitive.” Sounds like my grandson, always cryin’ when he don’t get his way. Maybe he’d like that one, if he was old enough to vape, which he ain’t, mind you. Kids these days, they grow up too fast.
And this “Crazy Melon” and “Berry Bliss,” they sound fruity. Like them smoothies they sell at the mall. Too sweet for my taste, probably. I like things plain and simple. Give me a good cup of coffee any day. But I reckon some folks like that sweet stuff. To each their own, I always say.
- They got one called “Juicy Peach Ice.” Peaches are good. But “ice”? Sounds cold. Like somethin’ you’d suck on in the summer to cool down. Maybe it’s good on a hot day, I don’t know.
- And then there’s all this talk about “dual mesh coils” and “vapor density.” Land sakes, sounds like somethin’ out of a science fiction movie. I don’t know nothin’ about that stuff. All I know is, you suck on it, and it makes smoke. Or “vapor,” they call it. Fancy words for the same thing, if you ask me.
They also talk about “puff counts,” like 15000 puffs. That’s a lot of puffin’, ain’t it? Seems like a waste of money to me. But I guess if you enjoy it, it’s your money to waste. I’d rather spend it on somethin’ useful, like a good pair of shoes, or maybe a nice warm blanket for the winter.
And these vapes, they got lights on ‘em now? Three color indicators, they say. To tell you how much juice is left. Well, ain’t that somethin’. Back in my day, you just looked at it and you knew if it was empty. No need for fancy lights. But I guess it’s helpful, especially if you’re “outdoor,” like they say. Probably for them young folks who are always wanderin’ around with their faces glued to their phones.
So, to answer your question, which Geek Bar is Pisces? Well, it seems like they got a few that might fit the bill. The Black Cherry, the Fckin Fab, maybe even the Juicy Peach Ice, if you like that cold stuff. It really just depends on what you like, what kind of flavors you enjoy. It ain’t got nothin’ to do with the stars, if you ask me. Just pick one that sounds good and give it a try. And if you don’t like it, well, try another one. It ain’t rocket science.
But remember, all this puffin’ and smokin’ can’t be good for you. I seen my share of folks coughin’ and wheezin’ from smokin’ them cigarettes. These vapes, they probably ain’t much better. So, take it easy, alright? Don’t go overboard. And maybe try eatin’ a real peach instead of puffin’ on a peach-flavored vape. It’ll do you more good, I reckon.
And that’s all I gotta say about that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got some chores to do. Them weeds ain’t gonna pull themselves, you know.
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