Alright, let’s talk about them Scorpio folks and their crystals. Now, I ain’t no fancy crystal expert or nothin’, but I heard some things from my neighbor’s niece who reads them horoscopes and all that. She told me some crystals ain’t good for Scorpios, you know, the folks born ‘round late October, early November. So, let’s see what we got here, what to stay away from if you’re one of them Scorpios.
First off, they say orange crystals ain’t good. Yeah, orange. Like them pumpkins we carve for Halloween. Why? Well, they say it’s too much for a Scorpio. Scorpios, they’re already kinda… intense, you know? Like a pot of boiling water always ready to spill over. Orange just makes it boil faster, and that ain’t good. Makes ‘em too jumpy, maybe. They need somethin’ to calm ‘em down, not rile ‘em up.
Then there’s this Tiger’s Eye stone. Sounds fancy, huh? But they say it ain’t for Scorpios. It’s supposed to be good for grounding, but for Scorpios, it just makes ‘em more stubborn. And Lord knows, Scorpios can be stubborn as a mule already! They don’t need no help with that. It’s like givin’ a grumpy old man a stick to shake at the kids – just makes things worse.
Another one they say to avoid is Howlite. Now, I ain’t even sure what that looks like, but apparently, it’s supposed to be calming. But for Scorpios? Nuh-uh. It makes ‘em kinda… dull, they say. Takes away their fire, their passion. And a Scorpio without their fire is like a stove without wood – useless. They need that spark, that intensity. Don’t want to snuff it out with some fancy rock.
And get this, Celestite? Sounds like somethin’ from outer space, right? Well, they say that one makes Scorpios too dreamy, too out there. Scorpios are already deep thinkers, always pondering stuff. They don’t need no crystal makin’ ‘em drift off into the clouds. They need to stay grounded, you know? Keep their feet on the earth. Otherwise, they’ll be walkin’ around like they got their head in the clouds.
- Hematite: Too grounding, makes ’em even more stubborn.
- Green Aventurine: Too much luck, they say. Scorpios gotta work for what they get. Makes them lazy I reckon.
- Selenite: Too much light and clarity, takes away their mystery. Scorpios like to keep things a little hidden, you know?
Now, some folks say Yellow Sapphire and Red Coral ain’t good either. Clash with their energy, they say. Like wearin’ stripes with polka dots – just don’t go together. Scorpios got a strong energy, a powerful vibe. You don’t want to mess with that by bringin’ in somethin’ that fights against it. It’s like putting vinegar in your sweet tea – ruins the whole thing.
Instead of all them bad crystals, what should Scorpios have? Well, that neighbor’s niece, she said somethin’ about Rose Quartz being good for healin’ their hearts. And Yellow Topaz, that’s their birthstone, supposed to be lucky. And somethin’ about black and deep red colors bein’ good too. Makes ‘em more… mysterious. Which, I guess, is what Scorpios like.
So, there you have it. A whole bunch of rocks to stay away from if you’re a Scorpio. I don’t know much about it myself, but that’s what I heard. Just tryin’ to help out, you know? Keep them Scorpios from gettin’ all riled up and makin’ a fuss. They’re good folks, Scorpios, just gotta know how to handle ‘em. And apparently, that means keepin’ certain crystals far, far away.
Now, I gotta go feed the chickens. All this crystal talk is makin’ my head spin. Just remember, if you’re a Scorpio, be careful what rocks you pick up. You don’t want to be walkin’ around with a pocketful of trouble.
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